Category: Humor

Lessons from Daniel the Tiger

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As any parent with more than one kid knows, sharing can be a big issue among siblings.

Max is fickle when it comes to sharing with Alexa. Some days he’s great, other days not so much.

Well, the other day, we were watching an episode of Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood about Daniel the Tiger having issues sharing with his baby sister, Margaret. Dad Tiger comes over and explains to Daniel that he should try sharing with his sister because they might have more fun by playing together. Dad Tiger explains it by singing, “Sharing with you is fun for me too.

I thought it was the perfect jingle to remind Max to share with his sister. So I had everyone sing it a few times.

I secretly patted myself on the back for being an awesome mom at teaching life lessons.

A few hours later, we all went out to the supermarket. I bought myself a box of chocolate Belvitas for breakfast. Max must have been eyeing it the entire way because, the second we arrived home, he grabbed the box and demanded to have some.

I told him absolutely not! It was close to his dinner time and I never planned on giving him any of my Belvitas in the first place.

So Max comes up to me and puts a hand on my shoulder (I’m squatting down to put away the groceries). He looks at me all wide-eyed and with a very earnest expression on his face. I have no idea what’s about to hit me. Then he opens his mouth and starts to sing, “Sharing with you is fun for me too. Sharing with you is fun for me too. Sharing with you is fun for me too.”

Let’s just say, he got the Belvitas.

Eat Cookie, Mommy

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A quick post to capture Max’s personality:

So after Max wakes up from his nap, we often share cookies together while I enjoy an afternoon tea. He gets one cookie and I get three. I know, life isn’t fair.

Anyway, today, the experience went something like this:

“Mommy have cookie.”

“Yes.”

“Max have cookie.”

“Yes.”

He points at my mug on the glass table and motions towards the coasters.

I put my mug on a coaster.

“Mommy, roll up sleeves.”

“Ok.”

I roll up my sleeves.

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Mommy Confessions #2

Mommy Confessions #2

Dear Son,

I’m almost 100% sure that you’ve eaten Mochi’s kibble at some point. *gag*

How do I know this, you ask?

I’ve never actually caught you in the act. BUT, these days, you will meticulously pick up each piece of kibble that falls out of her food bowl and place it back inside.

Knowing you (and your fondness for eating things off the floor), there is no way you would do that unless you knew that dog food was not yummy.

Love,
Mommy

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Mommy Confessions #1

Mommy Confessions #1

I’ve decided to start chronicling my mommy confessions. I have A LOT. Maybe one day Max will look at these and get a kick out of it. Maybe not. But, hey, this is parenthood at its finest.

Dear Son,

Sometimes you eat things off the kitchen floor and I don’t even try to stop you.

1. Telling you NOT to eat something just makes you shove whatever it is into your mouth at lightning speed.

2. I don’t have the speed or energy or drive to get to you in time anyway.

3. At least you are eating more of the meal that you just flung from the high chair.

4. Germs are good for your immunity, right?

Love,
Mommy

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My Mom Is My Biggest Fan, Part 2

Max with Grandma

My own mother is such a special and unique person that I think I will make this into an ongoing series. There is never a shortage of *wonderful* stories about my mom…

So my mom is fond of calling me “xiao ren,” literally translated from Mandarin as “little person.” She also likes to call Max “xiao xiao ren,” meaning, or so I thought, “little little person.”

Since I am the youngest of three children, I always believed this was meant to be an endearing nickname.

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